May 2011
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Teka-teki
sumpahlawak:
How NORMAL people run during P.E.
How weird people run during P.E.
The people who can’t keep up in P.E.
How I run in p.e
When an unknown number text you.
Read this Simple Story~
phuongynguyen:
kay-swift:
oh shit.
My parents think I'm addicted to facebook..
they CLEARLY do not know of the existence of tumblr
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS
GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like :
GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like :
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on...
ohmydick:
Then I remember how unattractive I am and I’m all like….
anyone…. anyone? lol nope.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE ABSENT.
baby-owl:
Like, wtf am i going to do for the whole day.
"Your math teacher didn't come, so he left this...
pirateontherun:
You teacher’s expectation:
Reality:
FREE TIME!
