A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6...
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
How NORMAL people run during P.E. How weird people run during P.E. The people who can’t keep up in P.E. How I run in p.e
When an unknown number text you.
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phuongynguyen: kay-swift: oh shit.
My parents think I'm addicted to facebook..
they CLEARLY do not know of the existence of tumblr
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS
GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like : BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like : GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like : BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like : GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like : BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like :
I sometimes wonder if anyone has a legit crush on...
ohmydick: Then I remember how unattractive I am and I’m all like…. anyone…. anyone? lol nope.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE ABSENT.
baby-owl: Like, wtf am i going to do for the whole day.
"Your math teacher didn't come, so he left this...
pirateontherun: You teacher’s expectation: Reality: FREE TIME!